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He who hesitates is a damned fool.

He who hesitates is a damned fool.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.

People can do great things. However, there are some things they just CAN'T do. I, for instance, have not been able to transform myself into a Popsicle, despite years of effort.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Just give me a comfortable couch, a dog, a good book, and a woman. Then if you can get the dog to go somewhere and read the book, I might have a little fun.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good.

Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.Chocolate isn't like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant.And it always feels good.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do not do that again," he said stiffly."Don't kiss me back then," I retorted.He stared at me for what seemed like forever. "I don't give 'Zen lessons' to hear myself talk. I don't give them because you're another student. I'm doing this to teach you control.""You're doing a great job," I said bitterly.

Do not do that again," he said stiffly."Don't kiss me back then," I retorted.He stared at me for what seemed like forever. "I don't give 'Zen lessons' to hear myself talk. I don't give them because you're another student. I'm doing this to teach you control.""You're doing a great job," I said bitterly.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

Stupid men are the only ones worth knowing after all.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can't go on, I'll go on.

I can't go on, I'll go on.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited toschool for Career Day.

I’ve met plenty of embarrassing parents, but Kronos, the evil Titan Lord who wanted to destroy Western Civilization? Not the kind of dad you invited toschool for Career Day.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?""Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um...

Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people."She nodded. "And so...hypothetically, if these to people likes each other, what would it take to get the stupid guy to kiss the girl, huh?""Oh..." I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows-slow, dumb, and bright red. "Um...

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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