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We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

We have now left Reason and Sanity Junction. Next stop, Looneyville.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.

Fate," Blue replied, glowering at her mother, "is a very weighty word to throw around before breakfast.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Piece of Heaven?" "No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.

Piece of Heaven?" "No, that other place I'm going to go to for thinking what I'm thinking.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.

I think it's kinda nice.' And I did. my mom isn't famous for her pies. No, she's famous for defusing a nuclear device in Brussels with only a pair of cuticle scissors and a ponytail holder. Somehow, at the moment, pies seemed cooler.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There will be no yelling at people who are bleeding themselves to unconsciousness.

There will be no yelling at people who are bleeding themselves to unconsciousness.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.

I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad,His hair is as dark as a blackboard.I wish he was mine, he's really divine,The hero who conquered the Dark Lord.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.!' Neville-'James rolled his eyes.....

Don't forget to give Neville our love!' Ginny told James as she hugged him.!' Neville-'James rolled his eyes.....

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.

You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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