humor

humor

I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

I tried to believe that there is a God, who created each of us in His own image and likeness, loves us very much, and keeps a close eye on things. I really tried to believe that, but I gotta tell you, the longer you live, the more you look around, the more you realize, something is fucked up.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

The play was a great success, but audience was a dismal failure.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.

To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now what happens?" asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.""You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?

Now what happens?" asked the man in black. "We face each other as God intended," Fezzik said. "No tricks, no weapons, skill against skill alone.""You mean you'll put down your rock and I'll put down my sword and we'll try to kill each other like civilized people, is that it?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Money may not buy happiness, but I'd rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

I have left orders to be awakened at any time during national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.

A girl’s got to use what she’s given and I’m not going to make a guy drool the way a Britney video does. So I take it to extremes. I don’t say I dress sexily on stage - what I do is so extreme. It’s meant to make guys think: ‘I don’t know if this is sexy or just weird.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.

Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.

Are you insinuatin' that my daughter is a liar?""Oh, no, not at all. I'm saying your daughter is a liar. Surely you can appreciate the difference.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.

You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...this is one of those moments.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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