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I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.“FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if you killed me!” He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead.“Ow!”“Taste the rainbow bitch.

I planted a kamikaze kiss on Jamie’s cheek.“FUCK,” he shouted, wiping it off. “What if you killed me!” He threw a Skittle at my face. It hit my forehead.“Ow!”“Taste the rainbow bitch.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.

If you reject the food, ignore the customs, fear the religion, and avoid the people, you might better stay home.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

Before we go, I gotta know: If mind-reading abilities are real, there's something else I wondered if fiction got right about vampires-""Ask me if I sparkle and I'll kill you where you stand," Bones cut him off with utmost seriousness.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked."Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it."Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall.The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman.He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.

Did he just rip out the engine?" I asked."Yes", Saiman said. "And now he is demolishing the Maserati with it."Ten seconds later Curran hurled the twisted wreck of black and orange that used to be the Maserati into the wall.The first melodic notes of an old song came from the computer. I glanced at Saiman.He shrugged. "It begged for a soundtrack.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All right," Clara said. "We have our swordsman, so let's get moving. Brigan, could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.

All right," Clara said. "We have our swordsman, so let's get moving. Brigan, could you attempt, at least, to make yourself presentable? I know this is a war, but the rest of us are trying to pretend it's a party.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nice dress. Take it off.

Nice dress. Take it off.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

If after reading this book you come to my home and brutally murder me, I do not blame you.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him."Oh no... why?"I'm not sure that's a good idea."Christian unlocks the door, his mouth in a grim line."Are you ashamed of me?""No!" It's my turn to sound exasperated. "Introduce you to my dad as what? 'This is the man who deflowered me and wants to start a BDSM relationship'. You're not wearing running shoes.

Your stepfather? I'd like to meet him."Oh no... why?"I'm not sure that's a good idea."Christian unlocks the door, his mouth in a grim line."Are you ashamed of me?""No!" It's my turn to sound exasperated. "Introduce you to my dad as what? 'This is the man who deflowered me and wants to start a BDSM relationship'. You're not wearing running shoes.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

My brain? That's my second favorite organ.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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