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humor

I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough."Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)Max: "No, you're visible."Iggy: "Am not!"Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?

I want to do it too!" (sitting motionless)Nudge: "Nope, you stand out like a fart in a church."Max: (muttering) "Appropriately enough."Iggy: "What about me?" (stands still)Max: "No, you're visible."Iggy: "Am not!"Max: (throws a pinecone at him) "Could I do that if I wouldn't see you?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. And ran into a vampire What? No! I fell. On your neck?

You have something on your neck. What Looks like a bite mark, what were you doing out all night, anyway? Nothing. I went walking in the park. Tried to clear my head. And ran into a vampire What? No! I fell. On your neck?

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.

I'm not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare who says that it's always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!

You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

Never doubt my weaseling abilities, Shadowhunter, for they are epic and memorable in their scope.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?""I've a knife in my boot," she said, and then wondered, for a moment, if she could throttle a moose with her bare hands.

You won't even take your bow? Are you planning to throttle a moose with your bare hands, then?""I've a knife in my boot," she said, and then wondered, for a moment, if she could throttle a moose with her bare hands.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.

I still don't belong to anyone - I am mine.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.

[In the Universe it may be that] Primitive life is very common and intelligent life is fairly rare. Some would say it has yet to occur on Earth.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope.

The train is roaring toward you and the villain is twirling his moustache and you're fussing that he's tied you to the tracks with the wrong kind of rope.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did.

When someone tells you somebody’s been murdered, laughing is probably not the best response. You know, for future reference.But laughing is exactly what I did.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.

Anxiety's like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you very far.

Jul 04, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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