humor

humor

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

You know, some people say life is short and that you could get hit by a bus at any moment and that you have to live each day like it's your last. Bullshit. Life is long. You're probably not gonna get hit by a bus. And you're gonna have to live with the choices you make for the next fifty years.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

CONJUGATE THIS:

CONJUGATE THIS:

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What ho!" I said."What ho!" said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

What ho!" I said."What ho!" said Motty."What ho! What ho!""What ho! What ho! What ho!"After that it seemed rather difficult to go on with the conversation.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you originally asked for.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

I may not look like much, but I'm an expert at pretending to be a ninja.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.

Jul 05, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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