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I know how to use a fellytone now.

I know how to use a fellytone now.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

The food was so good that with each passing course, our conversation devolved further into fragmented celebrations of its deliciousness:'I want this dragon carrot risotto to become a person so I can take it to Las Vegas and marry it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And spare me the jokes about scoring.""Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?""It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts.""So, ninety-five percent of the time.

And spare me the jokes about scoring.""Dammit, woman, you read my mind," he said. "Is there no filthy wordplay you can't forsee?""It's my special magical power. I can read your mind when you're thinking dirty thoughts.""So, ninety-five percent of the time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Emergency dance party--go away.

Emergency dance party--go away.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To err is human, to purr is feline.

To err is human, to purr is feline.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

There is one other reason for dressing well, namely that dogs respect it, and will not attack you in good clothes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

The Destiny of Man is to unite, not to divide. If you keep on dividing you end up as a collection of monkeys throwing nuts at each other out of separate trees.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m running a goddamn dating service around here.

First Pallas and now you,” the gray-haired man said, shaking his head at Nick. “It’s like I’m running a goddamn dating service around here.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You saw my leg?""How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg.

You saw my leg?""How can a man help what he sees?" he said. "And, if I could add, you possess a very fine leg.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at."When asked for some examples, he listed vacuuming and naming stuffed animals. He says he can probably come up with a few more, but he'll need some time to think.

Hugh consoled me, saying, "Don't let it get to you. There are plenty of things you're good at."When asked for some examples, he listed vacuuming and naming stuffed animals. He says he can probably come up with a few more, but he'll need some time to think.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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