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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

Myrnin turned away to pick up his Ben Franklin spectacles, balanced them on his nose, and looked over them to say, "Don't do drugs. I feel I ought to say that.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many." " I never thought about it quite that way." Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.

Earrings are like orgasms. You can never have too many." " I never thought about it quite that way." Well, you're a man. " She gave his knee a friendly pat.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright."Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps.

Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said. "You should work her this hard all the time, Myrnin. She's interesting when she's forthright."Claire, possessed by the spirit of Eve, shot him the finger. Which made him laugh again, shake his head, and walk up the steps.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't run I never liked fast food

Don't run I never liked fast food

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Who wants to go down the creepy tunnel inside the tomb first?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

No, thanks," said Harry. "The toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it— it might be sick." Then he ran, before Dudley could work out what he'd said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.

I've never created a riot before. I did cause a brawl at the last formal. A large number of young women there actually arrived with the expectation of seducing me into matrimony, and a couple of their mothers came to blows. It was hilari—I mean, dreadful. Simply dreadful.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.

It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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