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In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases

In the world according to Garp, we are all terminal cases

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’ve been thinking.” “A dangerous pursuit.” “Indeed.

I’ve been thinking.” “A dangerous pursuit.” “Indeed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

I resisted the urge to hurl my plate at him. “Of course not, Ian. It’s just that normally at this hour, Bones and I are fucking like rabbits, so I get twitchy when I have to wait for him to climb aboard.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Another relative?" Valek asked.A broad smile stretched Moon Man's lips. "Yes. I am her mother's uncle's wife'sthird cousin."--Valek and Moon Man

Another relative?" Valek asked.A broad smile stretched Moon Man's lips. "Yes. I am her mother's uncle's wife'sthird cousin."--Valek and Moon Man

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone's life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much stays the same (more or less) and that everything is completely connected, even if we don't realize it.

There are two ways to look at life. The first view is that nothing stays the same and that nothing is inherently connected, and that the only driving force in anyone's life is entropy. The second is that everything pretty much stays the same (more or less) and that everything is completely connected, even if we don't realize it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?""No," Claire said, "but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?""Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway.""Stop making up names for him.""What about Count Crackula?""Just stop.

You're kidding," Shane said. "Do you think I want to visit Crazy McTeeth in his lair of insanity?""No," Claire said, "but I'm pretty sure you won't like it if I go alone when I just kind of promised to be with you. So...?""Right. I've been missing Nutty McFang anyway.""Stop making up names for him.""What about Count Crackula?""Just stop.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.

So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror.Besides everything, I mean,” she said.

Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”Michael’s eyes flashed to meet hers in the rearview mirror.Besides everything, I mean,” she said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.

I read the fuck out of every book I can get my hands on.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

ligion is the opiate of the masses." "I did masses of opiates religiously.

ligion is the opiate of the masses." "I did masses of opiates religiously.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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