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Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.

Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets...

I've got a theory, it could be bunnies...I've got a theor-Bunnies aren't just cute like everybody supposesThey've got them hoppy legs and twitchy little noses.And what's with all the carrots-?What do they need such good eyesight for anyway?Bunnies, bunnies it must be bunnies!...or maybe midgets...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.

I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.

Sydney spent a lot of time on my bed these days.Unfortunately, it wasn't with me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Sometimes losing a pet is more painful than losing a human because in the case of the pet, you were not pretending to love it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

Climate is what you expect, weather is what you get.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

I'm the most important person in the lives of almost everyone I know and a good number of the people I've never even met.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist

You would be amazed how many magicians have died after being bitten by mad rabbits. It's far more common than you might think. -Angela the Herbalist

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.

Total non-retention has kept my education from being a burden to me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Why should any guy want to be only friends with a girl? It’s like agreeing to be near a chocolate cake and never eat it. It’s like sitting in a racing car but not driving it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Punctuation, is? fun!

Punctuation, is? fun!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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