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And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.

And before you barrel through some idiotic Cosmo girl list of how-well-do-you-know-your-man questions, let me say that I don't know squat about him except that he kisses like a god and screws like a devil.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Men drive off bridges and drink too much because of women like you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Money isn't everything...but it ranks right up there with oxygen.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.

Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell."I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

Me," Artemis blurted. "I'm the nut."Artemis could have sworn the squid winked at him before bringing the five-ton chunk of spacecraft swinging down toward the morsel of meat in its blue shell."I'm the nut!" Artemis shouted again, a little hysterically, it must be said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I didn't think about being king,” he said, his voice hoarse.Eddis stared. “Your capacity to land yourself in a mess because you didn't think first, Eugenides, will never cease to amaze me. What do you mean you didn't think about being king? Is Attolia going to marry you and move into my library?

I didn't think about being king,” he said, his voice hoarse.Eddis stared. “Your capacity to land yourself in a mess because you didn't think first, Eugenides, will never cease to amaze me. What do you mean you didn't think about being king? Is Attolia going to marry you and move into my library?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

Unrequited love is so boring. Weeping under a blue-black sky is for suckers or maniacs.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

Everyone knows revenge is a dish best served when you've had enough time to build up enough vitriol and fury.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands."She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good.

Here," Myrnin said, his voice still gentle and low. "Amelie said you had to work. No one said you had to work alone." He picked up the next part and slotted it in, took the screwdriver from Claire's numbed fingers, and fastened it with a couple of deft, fast movements. "I'll be your hands."She wanted to cry, because it was so sweet, but it wouldn't do any good.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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