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I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.

I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn."Opal tapped the suggestion into a small electronic notepad on her pocket computer.Thanks for that. Now, tell me everything.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh...

My parents are going to kill me!""That seems rather harsh...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

Snoring keeps the monsters away.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.

You want sensitive and understanding, stick with the therapist.You want great,headbanging sex, get off the fucking phone and come with me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.

Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

Insanity does NOT run in my family. It strolls through, takes its time, and gets to know everyone personally. —T-SHIRT

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yes Headwoman Azaze. But I never lie to Rosethorn. She, um, discourages it.""Evvy and I have an understanding." She grabbed the teakettle and poured hot water into the mug. "She tells me the truth, and I don't hang her in the first well we come to. It's a solution that works tolerably well for both of us.

Yes Headwoman Azaze. But I never lie to Rosethorn. She, um, discourages it.""Evvy and I have an understanding." She grabbed the teakettle and poured hot water into the mug. "She tells me the truth, and I don't hang her in the first well we come to. It's a solution that works tolerably well for both of us.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Peter to Austin:"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

Peter to Austin:"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like pink."Lucius sniffed. "It's just red's sorry, weak cousin.

I like pink."Lucius sniffed. "It's just red's sorry, weak cousin.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

This was not a fairy-tale castle and there was no such thing as a fairy-tale ending, but sometimes you could threaten to kick the handsome prince in the ham-and-eggs.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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