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Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.

Butch tightened his grip on his cell and wished there were an app that let you reach through a phone and bitch slap someone.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled.

Unless you stop him. Perhaps next we meet.""You'll be just as annoying?" I guessed.He fixed my with those warm brown eyes. "Or perhaps you could bring me up to speed on those modern courtship rituals."I sat there stunned until he gave me a glimpse of a smile-just enough to let me know he was teasing. Then he disappeared."Oh, very funny!" I yelled.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron, to general astonishment.

Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations," said Ron, to general astonishment.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

When jumping is the sole option, you jump, and try to make it work.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth

Doctor, if being a bitch is healthy, then I am the healthiest damn woman on the face of the earth

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.' -Marielle

Do you know, sire, I think that if we live to tell our grandchildren about this war, they will accuse us of making it up.' -Marielle

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.

When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)

Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.

If you fail to report within the next 12 hours. you will be terminated. If you attack any humans, you will be terminated. If you attempt to remove the tracking device, you will be terminated. We look forward to working with you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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