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She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

She'd met Colin on a Monday.She'd kissed him on a Friday.Twelve years later.She sighed. It seemed fairly pathetic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't understand how people canstand next to you one year,and next year, they cannot. They're going crazy, screaming. They can't take it that you're there. But last year I was in the same club,walking around,lonely like a motherfucker. Couldn't get a date or a dance. I was too skinny, too something,and now, "He's just adorable. He's just, oh!

I don't understand how people canstand next to you one year,and next year, they cannot. They're going crazy, screaming. They can't take it that you're there. But last year I was in the same club,walking around,lonely like a motherfucker. Couldn't get a date or a dance. I was too skinny, too something,and now, "He's just adorable. He's just, oh!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

What I'm expecting is for you to behave like the gentleman I always thought you were.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a big floppy black hat and a kind of crazy/stylish pimp coat that covered him from neck to ankles, black leather gloves, and a black and silver walking stick with a dragon’s head on it. And, on his lapel was a button that said, If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Claire was struggling through last summer’s diary volume when Myrnin popped in through the portal, wearing a big floppy black hat and a kind of crazy/stylish pimp coat that covered him from neck to ankles, black leather gloves, and a black and silver walking stick with a dragon’s head on it. And, on his lapel was a button that said, If you can read this, thank a teacher.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.

One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

You know how hard it is to feel like an extreme falcon-headed combat machine when somebody calls you "chicken man"?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...

I past another telkhine, who was so startled he dropped his Lil' Demons lunch box. I left him alive - partly because he had a cool lunch box...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.He lay still. “I give up,” he said and smiled. “Your move.”Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?

I ripped my left arm out of his hand and slammed my elbow into his solar plexus. He exhaled in a gasp. I lunged for the dagger and sat on top of him, my knees pinning his arms, my dagger on his throat.He lay still. “I give up,” he said and smiled. “Your move.”Er. I was sitting atop the Beast Lord in my underwear, holding a knife to his throat. What the hell was my next move?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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