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Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.

Funny thing about glass. When you broke the shit up, it got pissed and bit back.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.

Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

You know your Lamborghini is on fire, right?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

Young people, nowadays, imagine that money is everything.Yes, murmured Lord Henry, settling his button-hole in his coat; and when they grow older they know it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Locke sighed.'So this is winning,' he said.'It is,' replied Jean. 'It can go fuck itself,' said Locke.

Locke sighed.'So this is winning,' he said.'It is,' replied Jean. 'It can go fuck itself,' said Locke.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

*Appendix usually means "small outgrowth from large intestine," but in this case it means "additional information accompanying main text." Or are those really the same things? Think carefully before you insult this book.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.

Maybe I should, I don't know leave? Because this is starting to sound like one of those reality shows I don't want to be in. Maybe you guys want to take turns in the confessional booth.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Excruciating agony makes me cranky.

Excruciating agony makes me cranky.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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