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My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself.

My Head of House said I lacked certain necessary qualities...like the ability to behave myself.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.''I am, aren't I? Hear that, Zed? No more bambi comparisons. I'm a Rottweiler -with a temper.''A very small Rottweiler,' said Zed, still not convinced.

Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.''I am, aren't I? Hear that, Zed? No more bambi comparisons. I'm a Rottweiler -with a temper.''A very small Rottweiler,' said Zed, still not convinced.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down."I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.

I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down."I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce."She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away."I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.

Disagreements over money are the biggest cause of divorce."She waved her hand. "Absolutely no problem. Your money is our money. My money is my money." She wrote away."I should make you negotiate with Phoebe.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't.

Kools and Newports were for black people and lower-class whites. Camels were for procrastinators, those who wrote bad poetry, and those who put off writing bad poetry. Merits were for sex addicts, Salems were for alcoholics, and Mores were for people who considered themselves to be outrageous but really weren't.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person, a dwell-on-it person, an obsess-about-it person. If I hold things in and try to forget or pretend, I become a madman and have panic attacks. I have to talk.

I can't forget things, or ignore them-bad things that happen," I said. "I'm a lay-it-all-out person, a dwell-on-it person, an obsess-about-it person. If I hold things in and try to forget or pretend, I become a madman and have panic attacks. I have to talk.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?""You may ask.""How old are you?""It's none of your business

Before I begin, may I ask how old you are?""You may ask.""How old are you?""It's none of your business

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I'd say our afternoon just got booked solid!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

...There are too many idiots in this world. And having said it, I have the burden of proving it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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