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Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.

Oh, goodie," Puck said as I stepped forward. "I'm going to have a rash in the most uncomfortable places.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

From: Anastasia SteeleSubject: MoaningDate: May 31 2011 19:39 ESTTo: Christian GreyGotta go.Laters, baby......From: Christian GreySubject: PlagiarismDate: May 31 2011 16:41To: Anastasia SteeleYou stole my line.And left me hanging.Enjoy your dinner.Christian GreyCEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc.

From: Anastasia SteeleSubject: MoaningDate: May 31 2011 19:39 ESTTo: Christian GreyGotta go.Laters, baby......From: Christian GreySubject: PlagiarismDate: May 31 2011 16:41To: Anastasia SteeleYou stole my line.And left me hanging.Enjoy your dinner.Christian GreyCEO, Grey Enterprises Holdings Inc.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.

What's in a name, anyway? That which we call a nose by any other name would still smell.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?“Ignore the fluffy,” she muttered. “Remember the part about big and scary.

People who entered the Courtyard without an invitation were just plain crazy! Wolves were big and scary and so fluffy, how could anyone resist hugging one just to feel all that fur?“Ignore the fluffy,” she muttered. “Remember the part about big and scary.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at.

I hate girls that giggle all the time... You hate any girl that David looks at.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.

Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.

You are going to love the sports here. Snow skiing and water-skiing and rock climbing and all kinds of extreme sports. I give you full permission to hurl yourself off stuff.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

Yakka foob mog. Grug pubbawup zink wattoom gazork. Chumble spuzz. I love loopholes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

There are any number of magical creatures, mostly female, whose singing can bring about horror and death. Sirens, undines, banshees, Bananarama tribute bands...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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