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Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.

Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"Will: "I've never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it.""But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.

Tessa: I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?"Will: "I've never swum naked in the Thames, but I know I wouldn't like it.""But think how entertaining for sightseers," said Tessa, and she saw Jem duck his head to hide the quick flash of his grin.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can't watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your neighbor's tepee. Living close to nature is wonderful for your mental health.

It's the idea that people living close to nature tend to be noble. It's seeing all those sunsets that does it. You can't watch a sunset and then go off and set fire to your neighbor's tepee. Living close to nature is wonderful for your mental health.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

The shortest distance between two people is a smile.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.

I looked to the ceiling and told God, “God, next time I want an adventure, strike me with lightning. You have my permission.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

My tendency to make up stories and lie compulsively for the sake of my own amusement takes up a good portion of my day and provides me with a peace of mind not easily attainable in this economic climate.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.

There are always some lunatics about. It would be a dull world without them.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

I let out a battle cry. Sure, a lot of people might have mistaken it for a sudden yelp of unmanly fear, but trust me. It was a battle cry.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first.

This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.

Writer’s block is only a failure of the ego.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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