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Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?! tremble!

Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out "Save me! Save me!" like you're supposed to?! tremble!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Monkeys can't talk, stupid!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

Harry," Bob drawled, his eye lights flickering smugly, "what you know about women, I could juggle.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?"What can I say?" He shrugged. "I'm an old-fashioned guy. Besides, it's a classic for a reason." He leaned against the window. "It's good to see you, Kat."Kat didn't know what to say. It's good to see you, too? Thanks for getting me kicked out? Is it possible you've gotten even hotter? I think I might have missed you?

Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?"What can I say?" He shrugged. "I'm an old-fashioned guy. Besides, it's a classic for a reason." He leaned against the window. "It's good to see you, Kat."Kat didn't know what to say. It's good to see you, too? Thanks for getting me kicked out? Is it possible you've gotten even hotter? I think I might have missed you?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires

When I was little I bragged about my firefighting father: my father would go to heaven, because if he went to hell he would put out all the fires

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.

It came charging toward me, several hundred pounds of angry-looking monster, and I did the only thing any reasonable wizard could have done.I turned around and ran like hell.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me blankly.'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.

How long have you been a Wiccan?''A what?''A pagan. A witch.''I'm not a witch,' I said, glancing out the door. 'I'm a wizard.'Sanya frowned. 'What is the difference?''Wizard has a Z'He looked at me blankly.'No one appreciates me.' I muttered.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.

To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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