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Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

Shuck it,” Minho responded. “I’m tougher than nails. I could still kick your pony-lovin’ butt with twice this pain.” Thomas shrugged. “I do love ponies. Wish I could eat one right now.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Grandfather informs me that is not possible.

Grandfather informs me that is not possible.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.

What's up?" [asked Ford.]"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."?

"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry."?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."Then I vindictively hung up on the FBI. It made my inner child happy.

Murphy hung up and I said, to the still-open line, "Hey, if you've got someone watching my place, could you call the cops if anyone tries to steal my Star Wars poster? It's an original."Then I vindictively hung up on the FBI. It made my inner child happy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”“I am not a tree.” Iarlath looked angry, his bark peeling slightly.

Then why are you here?” Emma demanded. “Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.”“I am not a tree.” Iarlath looked angry, his bark peeling slightly.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?""What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you something," Simon said. "Do you find me fascinating to be around?""What was that?" Jace said. "Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.

We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?""What, bored with my company already?" "Let me ask you something," Simon said. "Do you find me fascinating to be around?""What was that?" Jace said. "Sorry, I think I fell asleep for a moment. Do, continue with whatever mesmerizing thing you were saying.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.

We are like chameleons, we take our hue and the color of our moral character, from those who are around us.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life!Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals.Kyo: THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!Yuki: And that revolting thought process of yours pisses me off.

Kyo: Of course, I'll beat YOU, too!Yuki: Don't you ever get tired of saying that?Kyo: Beating you is my vocation! It's my goal in life!Yuki: It's so unfair that I keep having to take abuse just because you can't meet your goals.Kyo: THAT CONDESCENDING ATTITUDE OF YOURS REALLY PISSES ME OFF!Yuki: And that revolting thought process of yours pisses me off.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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