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TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!

TANDAAN: mahirap mafriendzone, pero madali lang gumanti!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

Selfish, adj. Devoid of consideration for the selfishness of others.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

I'd never met coffee that wasn't wonderful. It was just a matter of how wonderful it was.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Cheaters never prosper. (Because they suck.)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

Always watch where you are going. Otherwise, you may step on a piece of the Forest that was left out by mistake.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Merlin’s beard.

Merlin’s beard.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)

Darwin says people like you need to die.” (Carrow)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nozy Cat lifted one sleepy eyelid, and his marble blue eye glared at her for interrupting his sacred nap. He wore a yellow collar with little red stars printed on it. His second eyelid also opened, and he gave them his irritated blue-eyed glare.

Nozy Cat lifted one sleepy eyelid, and his marble blue eye glared at her for interrupting his sacred nap. He wore a yellow collar with little red stars printed on it. His second eyelid also opened, and he gave them his irritated blue-eyed glare.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor.

I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?""I didn't actually catch her name," Griggs continues."Lily," Raffaela says over her shoulder and this time I give her a sideways look."Great to know that I'm in love with a girl with a cool name.""It's Taylor's middle name," Raffaela calls back again.

I didn't know you had a girlfriend, Griggs." Anson Choi feigns surprise. "What's her name?""I didn't actually catch her name," Griggs continues."Lily," Raffaela says over her shoulder and this time I give her a sideways look."Great to know that I'm in love with a girl with a cool name.""It's Taylor's middle name," Raffaela calls back again.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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