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Falling in love is painful on the knees.

Falling in love is painful on the knees.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

Give the People what they want - and they'll get what they deserve.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.” “Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

Dear God in heaven.” Nik and Ban turned away, but Alek stood. Transfixed. “My God, y’all. She’s the worst goddamn dancer I’ve ever seen.” “Turn away. It’ll hurt your eyes. Turn away!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles.

She seemed to be a nice person, too, instead of a homicidal bitch like his former wife. Otherwise, the world should fear. When Mencheres fell for a woman, he fell hard. If Kira asked for her own continent as a birthday present, Mencheres would probably have one conquered for her before she blew out her candles.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.

On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.

The idealist hopes. The romantic sees doom. The postmodernist sees doom and hopes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can say stop at anytime.” His lips pulled wide. “You don’t need to make up a new pet.

Garrick was panting when he replied, “You’re not forcing me to do anything. I just want you to be sure. You can say stop at anytime.” His lips pulled wide. “You don’t need to make up a new pet.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.

It'd Be a Lot Cooler If You Did.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's that?""That's my attack poodle.

What's that?""That's my attack poodle.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

I’d heard you were dead.”"I heard you wear a red lace corset,” I said matter-of-factly. “But I don’t believe every bit of nonsense that gets rumored about.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."Myles: "In Paris."Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?"Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?"Myles: "I agree with simple-toon."Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'"Beckett: "Itchy what?

Artemis: "Right, brothers. Onward. Imagine yourself seated at a cafe in Montmartre."Myles: "In Paris."Artemis: "Yes, Paris. And try as you will, you cannot attract the waiter's attention. What do you do?"Beckett: "Umm...tell Butler to jump-jump-jump on his head?"Myles: "I agree with simple-toon."Artemis: "No! You simply raise one finger and say clearly 'ici, garcon.'"Beckett: "Itchy what?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

Wikipedia is the first place I go when I'm looking for knowledge... or when I want to create some.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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