humor

humor

A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?

A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

Could we wear spandex and blow things up?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.

I will describe my eyes and then begin the story. My eyes are blue and resplendent. Now I will begin the story.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

I happen to be immature, undisciplined, and self-centered, pretty much a little boy in a man's body, although I'd appreciate it if you didn't quote me on that.-Bobby Tom

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it

How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

…well just call me Hannibal Lecter. With cleavage.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.

Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

I'm a 21st-century kid trapped in a 19th-century family.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Humor is also a way of saying something serious.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.

The integrity of my sleep has been forever compromised, sir.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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