humor

humor

You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED

You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog."COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

I hate women who complain about being fat when they're like a size 5. Anything under size 5 isn't a woman. It's a boy with breasts.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, its unplanned, it's full of suprises.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

I had a polynomial once. My doctor removed it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

Marry me, he says. I got all my own teeth, I wash twice a year an I'll cut you in fer half the business here.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.

OK," Josh said evenly, "I've seen men made of mud, I guess I can accept spying rats. Do they talk?" he wondered aloud.Don't be ridiculous," Flamel snapped, "They're rats."Josh really didn't think it was a ridiculous suggestion.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

Speak softly and employ a huge man with a crowbar.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

I think you learn more if you're laughing at the same time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

My capacity for happiness," he added, "you could fit into a matchbox without taking out the matches first

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-''Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.'Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it.

If you ever put a student at this school in danger again-''Oh, I thought you Gallagher Girls were immune to danger.'Despite the hundred girls the filled the foyer, no one moved or gasped or tried to defend our honor. We stood silently, waiting for our headmistress to say, 'Oh, we are quite used to being underestimated, Agent Townsend. In fact, we welcome it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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