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It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

It's all bullshit, folks and it's bad for ya.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I'm currently stuck with.

Once again, I've been thwarted by the massive difference between my vision of the successful me and the me I'm currently stuck with.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.

To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

I don't mind foreigners. God save the queen!" he squeaked and ran.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says. 'Done,' I say.'Did you follow it at all today?' he asks in exasperation.'Who knows? I'm mentally disoriented.' I hold up my wrist to show my medical bracelet and realize it's gone. 'See? I can't even remember they took my bracelet.' (Katniss and Boggs)

There's a meeting in Command. Disregard your current schedule,' he says. 'Done,' I say.'Did you follow it at all today?' he asks in exasperation.'Who knows? I'm mentally disoriented.' I hold up my wrist to show my medical bracelet and realize it's gone. 'See? I can't even remember they took my bracelet.' (Katniss and Boggs)

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit."Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.

Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit."Percy couldn't tell if she was kidding or not. He politely thanked her and changed seats.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

That's it, cupcake. You're going down.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.

Somewhere, the zebra is dancing.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!"-Razor

Bad kitty!" he screeched, snarling and baring his fangs at Grimalkin, who yawned and turned away to groom his tail. "Evil, evil, sneaky kitty! Bite your head off in your sleep, I will! Hang you by your toes and set you on fire! Burn, Burn!"-Razor

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.

Put some clothes on, you weird, yellow-eyed, table-dancing, werewolf-training, cryptic, stare-me-right-in-the-eyes-and-don't-even-blink wench.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

I hate the vamp jobs. They think they're so suave. It's not enough for them to slaughter and eat you like a zombie would. No, they want to be all sexy, too. And trust me: vampires? Not. Sexy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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