humor

humor

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time.”“Pfft,” Levi said, “I’m picking out my own dress.

Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time.”“Pfft,” Levi said, “I’m picking out my own dress.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

It was beautiful in a harsh I'm-going-to-gut-you-like-a-fish kind of way.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

I love the Olympics, because they enable people from all over the world to come together and--regardless of their political or cultural differences--accuse each other of cheating.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

I'm not stubborn. My way is just better.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

I'm so pretty, it's hard for me to think of myself as intelligent.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

What a strange family you are! Is your name Lettie too?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

By the way, when you finish the bottle of Crown Royal, you can still use the pouch to hold your broken dreams.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing. Stop saying I'm Jamaican or I'm Ghanaian. America doesn't care.

Dear Non-American Black, when you make the choice to come to America, you become black. Stop arguing. Stop saying I'm Jamaican or I'm Ghanaian. America doesn't care.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.

Most of the upper management of I.S. were undead. I always thought it was because the job was easier if you didn't have a soul.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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