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You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.""Really?" I asked, paging through through the papers in the file. "Can you also see the present? Because I can do that, too. Like, right now, I sense that I'm in a messy room with a total toolbox.

You know, I can see more than just the future or the past.""Really?" I asked, paging through through the papers in the file. "Can you also see the present? Because I can do that, too. Like, right now, I sense that I'm in a messy room with a total toolbox.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door.

You told me I was the best sex you'd ever had in your life...You couldn't get enough...At one point you were so loud I thought sure hotel security was going to beat down the door.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I like pancakes.

I like pancakes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.

All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah, hiding sounded good.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Women are sneaky.

Women are sneaky.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.

I alternate between feeling sympathetic toward humanity and being a misanthrope. When I'm sympathetic, it usually means I haven't been around people in awhile.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?""I wouldn't call you that...

I am perfectly qualified to give you an injection. You're not going to tell me you're afraid of a little prick?""I wouldn't call you that...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

As for Gussie Finknottle, many an experienced undertaker would have been deceived by his appearance and started embalming on sight.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We made too many wrong mistakes.

We made too many wrong mistakes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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