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Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.

Oh that looked painful," called another Puck, a little farther down. "We really need to talk about your anger-management problems.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

If Marilyn Monroe was alive right now, what would she be doing?'Clawing at the roof of her coffin.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...

He specialized in the murder of dreams, Hazel Grace...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

Housework won't kill you, but then again, why take the chance?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How are you feeling?"I leaned away from him. "Gross."Aiden frowned. "Gross?""I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."He laughed. "Alex, come on.""Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."I stared at him. He must not get out much.

How are you feeling?"I leaned away from him. "Gross."Aiden frowned. "Gross?""I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me."He laughed. "Alex, come on.""Seriously, I'm gross." I put my hand over my mouth.Ignoring my protests, he leaned over and brushed my string hair back. "You're as beautiful as always, Alex."I stared at him. He must not get out much.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Do you find this...distracting?

Do you find this...distracting?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.

I'm trying to make some sense out of the phrase "Everything happens for a reason," and I think I've figured out what the reason is - to pissed me off.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.

Huging my pillow to my chest, I told myself, At least soon you won't have so much time to miss him. Soon school will start again, and then you'll be busier. Wait. Am I reduced to HOPING for school to start? Somehow, I have discovered a whole new level of pathetic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

Professors of literature collect books the way a ship collects barnacles, without seeming effort.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient.

For the record, I would like to point out that it is NOT being obsessive to memorize a boy's schedule so that you can accidentally bump into him. It is called being efficient.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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