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I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude..

I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude..

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks."Yes" I answer hollowly."You ass.

You thought I was a werewolf?" Dervish asks."Yes" I answer hollowly."You ass.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.

I'm your friend, and friends don't let friends die.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn’t do good for people, she did right by them.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”“Maybe you should say that to Michael.”“Not funny, Eve,” Michael said.Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.

Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”“Maybe you should say that to Michael.”“Not funny, Eve,” Michael said.Eve raised her eyebrows and held her fingers up, measuring off about an inch. “Little bit,” she said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

The ability to speak does not make you intelligent.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.

In the action business, when you don't want to say you ran like a mouse, you call it 'taking cover.' It's more heroic.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

Want coffee?" I asked, as I headed that way."It's three thirty in the morning.""Okay. Want coffee?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.

He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.

Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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