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I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

I'm the crazy girly captain, Remember?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

I don't know why it should be, I am sure; but the sight of another man asleep in bed when I am up, maddens me.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

I was happy in the haze of a drunken hour, but heaven knows I'm miserable now.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done!

Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

You couldn't be satisfied with being an amateur asshole, could you, Jimbo! You had to go and turn pro on me!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

Because he has the best equipment in the City and he knows how to use it!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.

Even now, despite Angeline's watchfulness, she'd occasionally oscillate between random topics, like how shepherd's pie wasn't a pie at all and why it was pointless for her to take class in typing when technology would eventually develop robot companions to do it for us.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?--Poirot

No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought?--Poirot

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.

Normal" is just a setting on your dryer.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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