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I’m fine, Mom. Thanks for asking.”...“Of course you’re fine.” She keeps walking. “You’re the devil’s bride and these are his creatures.”...“I’m not the devil’s bride.” “He carried you out of the fire and is letting you visit us from the dead. Who else would have those privileges except his bride?

I’m fine, Mom. Thanks for asking.”...“Of course you’re fine.” She keeps walking. “You’re the devil’s bride and these are his creatures.”...“I’m not the devil’s bride.” “He carried you out of the fire and is letting you visit us from the dead. Who else would have those privileges except his bride?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.

Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're such a cynic," Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

You're such a cynic," Molly said."I think cynics are playful and cute.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Walking around nude in front of humans was not a good way to keep a low profile with the community. It was an excellent way to make new friends, though.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.

Wizard Howl," said Wizard Suliman. "I must apologize for trying to bite you so often. In the normal way, I wouldn't dream of setting teeth in a fellow countryman.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains.

The inhabitants of the earth are of two sorts: those with brains, but no religion, and those with religion, but no brains.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

The lampshade on my head is for my bright ideas. I won't be able to convey them until Monday, when my curtain gets out of the dry cleaners.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

If possible, try to avoid pushing each other over the edge, as that would cause me extra paperwork.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.

Felix believed that the answer to every problem involved penguins; but it wasn't fair to birds, and I was getting tired of teleporting them back home. Somewhere in Antarctica, a whole flock of Magellanic penguins were undergoing psychotherapy.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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