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A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.

A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don't later fray.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.

It was one of the dullest speeches I ever heard. The Agee woman told us for three quarters of an hour how she came to write her beastly book, when a simple apology was all that was required.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it and stop there lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove lid. She will never sit down on a hot stove lid again and that is well but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy." "How odd. I think quite the same of you.

Tyrion let the eunuch help him mount. "Lord Varys," he said from the saddle, "sometimes I feel as though you are the best friend I have in King's Landing and sometimes I feel you are my worst enemy." "How odd. I think quite the same of you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked."Considerably less cool," Puck replied.

That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said."How cool will it be when it kills us?" Sabrina asked."Considerably less cool," Puck replied.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

And pictures of perfection, as you know, make me sick and wicked.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you count the one I was a rat

He has fought many battles with us" (Jace) By which you mean one battle" muttered Simon. "Two if you count the one I was a rat

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court.""Well, I'm not, he dumped me.""You can't get dumped by the lord of the night court.""Oh, yes, you can. You so completely can.

No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court.""Well, I'm not, he dumped me.""You can't get dumped by the lord of the night court.""Oh, yes, you can. You so completely can.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

- Did you really save the world ?...- Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot.

- Did you really save the world ?...- Mostly I was saving my own ass. Just happend that the world was in the same spot.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like they honestly wanted to hang with him. Butch found himself grinning like the new kid who didn't have to sit alone at lunch after all.

Yo, cop. We're heading for Screamer's. You wanna come?" Butch looked up at the doorway. Vishous was in the hall with Rhage and Phury behind him. The vampires had expectant looks on their faces, like they honestly wanted to hang with him. Butch found himself grinning like the new kid who didn't have to sit alone at lunch after all.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

You can hear my dreams? God, you must never get any quiet. I'd be shooting myself in the head if I were you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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