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Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bindChaos wants to devourCal wants to live

Fire wants to burn Water wants to flow Air wants to rise Earth wants to bindChaos wants to devourCal wants to live

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.

Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.“Sometime,” I told him. “When we're telling ghost stories around a campfire, and I want to scare you.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”“Don’t make me angry-kiss you.”“Give me the laundry.”“Tempers rising, faces flushed … This is how it happens.

Well,” she said. “I’m frustrated.”“Don’t make me angry-kiss you.”“Give me the laundry.”“Tempers rising, faces flushed … This is how it happens.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But there is in everything a reasonable division of labour. I have written the book, and nothing on earth would induce me to read it.

But there is in everything a reasonable division of labour. I have written the book, and nothing on earth would induce me to read it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.

The greater part of the world's troubles are due to questions of grammar.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

I box in yellow Gox box socks.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.” “Are you off to the iceberg today?” Sophie retorted.

Nothing is safe from you. If I were to court a girl who lived on an iceberg in the middle of the ocean, sooner or later— probably sooner— I’d look up to see you swooping overhead on a broomstick. In fact, by now I’d be disappointed in you if I didn’t see you.” “Are you off to the iceberg today?” Sophie retorted.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.I lied." Silk said. "It's a vice I have.

I thought you said you were the one in charge!" Ce'Nedra exclaimed.I lied." Silk said. "It's a vice I have.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours. First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.

That’s why I admired that kid who spelled it wrong on purpose so he could sit down. He knew he wasn’t going to win, so why stand there for 3 hours. First round. “Cat, K-A-T, I’m outta here.” Then as he passed you, “Ha! I know there’s 2 T’s.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.

A horse must be a bit mad to be a good cavalry mount, and its rider must be completely so.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.

Sorry. i just can't seem to help myself. My brain is freaking out. Two predawn mornings in a row. It doesn't know what to think, how to act. I'll have a talk with it later. Perhaps get it some counseling.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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