Tried living in the real world instead of a shell, but I was bored before I even began. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
My formula for life is very simple: in the morning, wake up; at night, go to sleep. In between I try and occupy myself as best I can. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Isn't it strange that I know you'd risk your life to save mine, but I don't even know what your favorite color is? Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funnybone. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Exactly!" said Deep Thought. "So once you do know what the question actually is, you'll know what the answer means. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I had a dream about you. You were an escalator, and I was a flight of stairs. You thought I was a Luddite, and I thought I was as ostrich, because I hadn’t figured out how to put the fly in flight. One day you broke down, and then you saw that you and I weren’t so different after all. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
YOU FEAR TO DIE?"It's not that I don't want... I mean, I've always...it's just that life is a habit that's hard to break... Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I had a dream about you. We installed Dr. Robert Jarvik’s artificial heart in a mannequin and brought it to life, only to later kill it because a creature that’s all fake heart and no brain is what’s commonly called a “politician,” and must be destroyed. Jun 16, 2024 - Fabian Biese>