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Are you her boyfriend?”...No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.Our wedding isn’t until March.

Are you her boyfriend?”...No, I’m her fiancé.” Nate said.We’ve been promised to each other since birth,” Summer added.Our wedding isn’t until March.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Holy mother!""Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."-Hephaetus

Holy mother!""Hmph. More like holy father. I'd think you'd know the difference."-Hephaetus

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.

If God wanted a world filled with saints, He never would have created adolescence.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.

Should I pull on a shirt?" he asked with hint of amusement. I WILL NOT BLUSH. "No." He'd be doing the world a favor if he never wore a shirt again, but I wasn't going to tell him that part. "You're fine.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.

The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?

It was the hat. He looked sweet in the hat. How could a man in a fuzzy blue hat have used human bones to pave his roads?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers.A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.”Again those dark eyes shifted to her. Blinked once. I most certainly do, he seemed to say.

He moved to sniff some white-and-yellow flowers.A nightmare. This was a nightmare. “You can’t really like flowers.”Again those dark eyes shifted to her. Blinked once. I most certainly do, he seemed to say.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

Specifically, I’d like to debate whether cannibalism ought to be grounds for leniency in murders, since it’s less wasteful.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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