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Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.

Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get out of it.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

If warm air rises, Heaven could be hotter than Hell.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You just noticed? You're slow...

You just noticed? You're slow...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

We are no longer the knights who say Ni! We are now the knights who say ekki-ekki-ekki-pitang-zoom-boing!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”“Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git.

You see, I, unlike you, have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”“Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

Could you hold the chainsaw a bit closer to your mouth, please?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

Join us next time for Days of the Undead when Rachel learns her long lost brother is really a crown prince from outer space.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face."-Bobby Pendragon

I'm sorry I hurt your hand...with my face."-Bobby Pendragon

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

A joke is an epigram on the death of a feeling.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.

Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.

Even if I could, I wouldn't. Scars can come in handy. I have one myself above my left knee that is a perfect map of the London Underground.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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