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Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.

Why do humans never do as they're told? Someone should replace you all with robots. No, on second though, they shouldn't, bad idea.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like every one else.

I have never met any really wicked person before. I feel rather frightened. I am so afraid he will look just like every one else.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Girls," their mother interjected, "you must both stop being strange - it is unattractive. And don't forget your hats. It would be absolutely the end for me if you two came down with freckles at a time like this.

Girls," their mother interjected, "you must both stop being strange - it is unattractive. And don't forget your hats. It would be absolutely the end for me if you two came down with freckles at a time like this.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

When one thing takes another away, what do we call that?” she asked my class. “Homicide!” I called out

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

It's just another of Robin's sayings. Like, 'Holy strawberries, Batman, we're in a jam! Or, Holy Kleenex, Batman, it was right under our nose and we blew it!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.

All sins are forgiven once you start making a lot of money.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.

A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army.""That's SO not the point!

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army.""That's SO not the point!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.

No one can be right all the time, but it helps to be right most of the time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

Michael has never cried during a Broadway show. Except in that scene where Tarzan's ape father is brutally murdered.And that was only because he was laughing so hard.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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