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I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.

I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.Skylar raised both hands, palms outward. "I come in peace!""You do not come in peace. You hit me.""I hit in peace!

Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.Skylar raised both hands, palms outward. "I come in peace!""You do not come in peace. You hit me.""I hit in peace!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

What's the point of being a grown-up if you don't get to be immature?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked. Tristan blinked. "Excuse me?" "He'd love to!" Gary said. Tristan shot him a look, "Good," said Ivy, failing to notice Gary's wink. "Ella can be a pillow hog, but all you have to do is roll over her.

How would you feel about sharing your bed?" she asked. Tristan blinked. "Excuse me?" "He'd love to!" Gary said. Tristan shot him a look, "Good," said Ivy, failing to notice Gary's wink. "Ella can be a pillow hog, but all you have to do is roll over her.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

The problem with having evil minions is that minions are stupid.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!- Angela to Eragon

If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!- Angela to Eragon

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

If he's getting married, he's not longer interesting.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!

I totally carpe-d the snot out of this diem!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

Leo. Jason said, you're wierd. Yeah, you tell me that a lot. Leo grinned. But if you don't remember me, that means I can reuse all my old jokes. Come on!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class

You have to watch your language. People will think you have no fucking class

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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