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God, I love a man who reads

God, I love a man who reads

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.

Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.

You look about as trapped as a piglet at a baby back ribs cookoff.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?

Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My geekness is a-quivering.

My geekness is a-quivering.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.

There must be something wrong with those people who think Audrey Hepburn doesn’t perspire, hiccup or sneeze, because they know that’s not true. I n fact, I hiccup more than most.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!

Oh Blimey O‘Reilly's pantyhose...what is the point of Shakespeare? I know he is a genius and so on, but he does rave on.It's the bloody moon, for God's sake, Will, get a grip!!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?

Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm...

She had not made a decision to give up sex, only the clamor of romance, because it was exhausting her, doing her no good and too much harm...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Was that you, Pooky Bear?

Was that you, Pooky Bear?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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