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Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

Dear Teens at Starbucks wearing 'Abstain from Sex 2 Attain Ur Goals' t-shirts: Doesn't it depend on what my goals are?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We were just looking at maps...

We were just looking at maps...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in the sands of time?

You can't make footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to make buttprints in the sands of time?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."- Cat re: Bones

The lustful glances thrown his way made me wish he wasn’t such a damned bowl of eye candy."- Cat re: Bones

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

And by golly, love sure was a battlefield. Benatar was right about that.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”“I shot him with an arrow.”“What kind of arrow?”“A sharp one.”Nate rolled his eyes. “Really, dude? A sharp one?

How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”“I shot him with an arrow.”“What kind of arrow?”“A sharp one.”Nate rolled his eyes. “Really, dude? A sharp one?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've won Satan's lottery.

I've won Satan's lottery.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

In my mind, I'm probably the biggest sex maniac you ever saw.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.

Rich children are always blond, Jocelyn goes. It has to do with vitamins.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And Mega has a crush on Chester.""I do not!""Do too, Mega.""He's like, old!""How old, Christian says.""Like at least thirty or something."Lor laughs. " Fucking ancient, ain't it, kid?""Dude," I agree. I like Lor.

And Mega has a crush on Chester.""I do not!""Do too, Mega.""He's like, old!""How old, Christian says.""Like at least thirty or something."Lor laughs. " Fucking ancient, ain't it, kid?""Dude," I agree. I like Lor.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean, I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag.

Not daring to flee since my general location has just been broadcast to any killer who cares. I mean, I know it's cold out here and not everybody has a sleeping bag.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?

Now lemme get this straight," she said in a throaty, nasal voice. "You put the lime in the cocanut and drink 'em both up--whoa, long faces. What am I interrupting?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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