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I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.

I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.

You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when we go to my house and hook up, we’ll be watched by the twenty-four hundred eyes of twelve hundred black Santas.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor.

Our opponent is an alien starship packed with atomic bombs," I said. "We have a protractor.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true.It only hurts because it's true.

It begins in the heart...and it hurts when it's true.It only hurts because it's true.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.

A witch, a vampire, and a pixy walk into a bar, I thought as I led the way into the Squirrel’s End. It was early, and the sun had yet to set when the door swung shut behind Jenks, sealing us in the warm air smelling faintly of smoke. Immediately Nick yanked it open to come in behind us. And there’s the punch line.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

Anya jumped in front of the man, acting as his shield. “Now, Sabin. He didn’t mean any harm. He’s borderline stupid. You know that.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.

Come to think of it, she did not speak a word. Yet I could have sworn she had the most beautiful voice.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

Death doesn't care about personalities - he's more interested in meeting quotas.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

My powers of persuasion are only as strong as the bullshit I have to back it up.- Charley Davidson

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh shit, the mummy's after us, let's all walk a little faster

Oh shit, the mummy's after us, let's all walk a little faster

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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