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The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

The problem with defending the purity of the English language is that English is about as pure as a cribhouse whore. We don't just borrow words; on occasion, English has pursued other languages down alleyways to beat them unconscious and rifle their pockets for new vocabulary.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

When danger reared its ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How'd you get to be so good at this?""I had a good teacher.""Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.""I mean you, dummy.""Oh.

How'd you get to be so good at this?""I had a good teacher.""Better not have been Myrnin or I'll have to kick his predatory ass.""I mean you, dummy.""Oh.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I know how bad I am.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together."What?"Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud."That's who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of."The people who've been in your secret hiding places."The people you bite your thumb in front of."Hi."Hi."..."..."Wow. My first Lindsey."My second Colin."That was fun. Let's try it again."Sold."..."..."..."...

Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together."What?"Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud."That's who you really like. The people you can think out loud in front of."The people who've been in your secret hiding places."The people you bite your thumb in front of."Hi."Hi."..."..."Wow. My first Lindsey."My second Colin."That was fun. Let's try it again."Sold."..."..."..."...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking."More or less," Arriane said

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell," Callie whispered, blinking."More or less," Arriane said

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

The source of all humor is not laughter, but sorrow.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The dead are way more organized than the living.

The dead are way more organized than the living.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, er, kicks them in the face.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual.

It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.

I'm not looking for the perfect man. I'm looking for the man whose imperfections I can put up with.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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