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I am too tired, I must try to rest and sleep, otherwise I am lost in every respect. What an effort to keep alive! Erecting a monument does not require an expenditure of so much strength.

I am too tired, I must try to rest and sleep, otherwise I am lost in every respect. What an effort to keep alive! Erecting a monument does not require an expenditure of so much strength.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

In a moment of sheer terror, I realized I couldn't feel my brain. It was there just a minute ago. Maybe I really was dead. "Do I look dead to you?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong.

Sorry," she said. "I have a psychological disorder that prevents me from keeping thoughts inside my head where they belong.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I've missed you, Sebastian.""Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. "What part did you miss the most?""Your mind," she said, and smiled at his expression."I was hoping for a far more depraved answer than that.""Your mind is depraved," she told him solemnly.He gave a husky laugh. "True.

I've missed you, Sebastian.""Have you, love?" He unfastened the buttons of her robe, the light eyes glittering with heat as her skin was revealed. "What part did you miss the most?""Your mind," she said, and smiled at his expression."I was hoping for a far more depraved answer than that.""Your mind is depraved," she told him solemnly.He gave a husky laugh. "True.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth.Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.

Of all the consumer products, chewing gum is perhaps the most ridiculous: it literally has no nourishment – you just chew it to give yourself something to do with your stupid idiot Western mouth.Half the world is starving, and the other’s going, ‘I don’t actually need any nutrition, but it would be good to masticate, just to keep my mind off things.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

Your mum pounced on her and started sucking away. Would’ve been arousing if not for all the screaming.”“Ian,” Bones drew out warningly.He grinned. “You’re right. I was aroused anyway.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.

See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness

But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Juliet's version of cleanliness was next to godliness, which was to say it was erratic, past all understanding and was seldom seen.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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