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The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Be nice to nerds. You may end up working for them. We all could.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Jesus!" Luke exclaimed."Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Have you ever noticed how ‘What the hell’ is always the right decision to make?
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>