Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Just because you call an electric eel a rubber duck doesn't make it a rubber duck, does it? And God help the poor bastard who decides they want to take a bath with the duckie. (Jace Wayland) Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley.George's fingers groped for the side of his head."Saintlike," he murmured."What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?""Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit? Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –""Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet.""Great idea though, thanks, Mum. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Oh well... I'd just been thinking, if you had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It is a great thing to start life with a small number of really good books which are your very own. Jul 02, 2024 - Fabian Biese>