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Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

Home is where, when you go there and tell people to get out, they have to leave.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

I think a man's "wordplay" can be so fucking sexy!!! I love a good mind fuck!!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.

His gaze slid over me like a veil of fire. He could ignite my deepest desires with a single glance. I decided right then and there no more reading romance novels by candelight.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!

Oh, Hazel is awesome," Don Said. "She's so nice! All the other campers are like 'Go away Don.' But she's like 'Please go away, Don.' I love her!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

One can never have enough socks

One can never have enough socks

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

You totally need to watch the news.""Can't.""Why?""It's too depressing.""Right, because hanging with dead people isn't.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary

My shoulder will never be the same. I expect you to nurse me back to health.'-Jace'Just break the door down, will you?'-Clary

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business

Whatever you do, in the privacy of your own rain shower, is your own business

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.

Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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