Who brings baby pictures on an international flight?" I hissed. "If I'd wanted my bare ass paraded in front of all the first-class ticket holders I'd have mooned everyone before we took off! Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Isabelle says the Queen of the Seelie Court has requested an audience with is"Sure" said Magnus. "And Madonna wants me as a backup dancer on her next world tour Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar? Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Hey, you sass that hoopy Ford Prefect? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is."(Sass: know, be aware of, meet, have sex with; hoopy: really together guy; frood: really amazingly together guy.) Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
People often ask me where I stand politically. It's not that I disagree with Bush's economic policy or his foreign policy, it's that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Oh, Eeyore, you are wet!” said Piglet, feeling him. Eeyore shook himself, and asked somebody to explain to Piglet what happened when you had been inside a river for quite a long time. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It took a qualified wizard to detect a summoning in progress. It required only a half-literate idiot with a twitch of power and a dim idea of how to use it to attempt one. Before you knew it, a three-headed Slavonic god was wreaking havoc in downtown Atlanta, the skies were raining winged snakes, and SWAT was screaming for more ammo. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
It often happens that we blurt out things that may in some kind of way be harmful to us, but we are silent about things that may make us look ridiculous; because in this case effect follows very quickly on cause. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
People often think I'm a faker, but I'm usually honest, in a certain way--in such a way that often nobody believes me! Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose. Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
He was a gentle and sensitive soul, and therefore had a short temper, which is why he went straight after everything with an ax... Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>
