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I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

I am often thought of as being remarkably bright, and yet my brains, more often than not, are busily devising new and interesting ways of bringing my enemies to sudden, gagging, writhing, agonizing death.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.

That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

How did you-"Fool your guards? They're not very good, the forgot to check the ceiling for spiders."Valek grinned. His angular face softened.

How did you-"Fool your guards? They're not very good, the forgot to check the ceiling for spiders."Valek grinned. His angular face softened.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.

An open Facebook page is simply a psychiatric dry erase board that screams, “Look at me. I am insecure. I need your reaction to what I am doing, but you’re not cool enough to be my friend. Therefore, I will just pray you see this because the approval of God is not all I need.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mr Lorry asks the witness questions:Ever been kicked? Might have been.Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.

Mr Lorry asks the witness questions:Ever been kicked? Might have been.Frequently? No. Ever kicked down stairs? Decidedly not; once received a kick at the top of a staircase, and fell down stairs of his own accord.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.

The wolf said, "You know, my dear, it isn't safe for a little girl to walk through these woods alone." Red Riding Hood said, "I find your sexist remark offensive in the extreme, but I will ignore it because of your traditional status as an outcast from society, the stress of which has caused you to develop your own, entirely valid, worldview. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must be on my way.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!

I'm dying!" Malfoy yelled, as the class panicked. "I'm dying, look at me! It's killed me!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

Trust me, Wilbur. People are very gullible. They'll believe anything they see in print.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.

Angelina leaned forward as Sara pulled Miki back to her, "You know what they say about curiosity? That it stabbed the annoying biker girl over and over and over again until she spit up blood.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

We are gods with anuses.

We are gods with anuses.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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