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I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

I would love to slap you right now, but I’m currently wielding a nine pound ball and I’m afraid that would be called murder.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

Real life is sometimes boring, rarely conclusive and boy, does the dialogue need work.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed for a friend: "To ----, with esteem, George Bernard Shaw."He immediately purchased the book and returned it to the friend with a second inscription: "With renewed esteem, George Bernard Shaw.

While browsing in a second-hand bookshop one day, George Bernard Shaw was amused to find a copy of one of his own works which he himself had inscribed for a friend: "To ----, with esteem, George Bernard Shaw."He immediately purchased the book and returned it to the friend with a second inscription: "With renewed esteem, George Bernard Shaw.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.I couldn't keep a big goofy grin from my face.I loved you at 'I like seals,'" I admitted. He grinned back.

I loved you way before you ever had a chance to put a spell on me. I loved you at 'I've never been to Long Island,'" Zach said.I couldn't keep a big goofy grin from my face.I loved you at 'I like seals,'" I admitted. He grinned back.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.“Ask Caymen about that,” Xander says.Great, now I have to explain to his mother about my vandalism? “Your son called me with a toilet paper emergency. I rushed right over.”She looks confused so Xander says, “She’s kidding, Mom.

Mrs. Spence picks up a roll of toilet paper from the counter and scrunches her nose.“Ask Caymen about that,” Xander says.Great, now I have to explain to his mother about my vandalism? “Your son called me with a toilet paper emergency. I rushed right over.”She looks confused so Xander says, “She’s kidding, Mom.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?

Everyone is guilty at one time or another of throwing out questions that beg to be ignored, but mothers seem to have a market on the supply. "Do you want a spanking or do you want to go to bed?" Don't you want to save some of the pizza for your brother?" Wasn't there any change?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.

I hear your insults and plan to silence them with my victory.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of "divisive" in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.

I'm a Christian first, and a mean-spirited, bigoted conservative second, and don't you ever forget it. You know who else was kind of "divisive" in terms of challenging the status quo and the powers-that-be of his day? Jesus Christ.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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