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A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.

A crossbow?” Pigeon asked.I left my battle-ax in my other jeans,” the man said.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Electricity is really just organized lightning

Electricity is really just organized lightning

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.

That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I can't give a Professor love!

I can't give a Professor love!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Some pains are physical, and some pains are mental, but the one that's both is dental.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Basically, all women are nurturers and healers, and all men are mental patients to varying degrees.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.

Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

... for most practical purposes, Tarbean had two parts: Waterside and Hillside. Waterside is where people are poor. That makes them beggars, thieves and whores. Hillside is where people are rich. That makes them solicitors, politicians and courtesans.

... for most practical purposes, Tarbean had two parts: Waterside and Hillside. Waterside is where people are poor. That makes them beggars, thieves and whores. Hillside is where people are rich. That makes them solicitors, politicians and courtesans.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

Where does a werewolf sleep? Anywhere he wants to.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.Arriane was fixated on the game. A chocolate cigar bobbed between her lips as she contemplated her next move. Roland was giving Arianne the hawk eye."Checkmate, bitch," Arianne said triumphantly, knocking over Roland's king.

Arianne had her feet up on the table, wearing a striped conductor's cap.Arriane was fixated on the game. A chocolate cigar bobbed between her lips as she contemplated her next move. Roland was giving Arianne the hawk eye."Checkmate, bitch," Arianne said triumphantly, knocking over Roland's king.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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