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my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be...

my good qualities are under your protection, and you are to exaggerate them as much as possible; and, in return, it belongs to me to find occasion for teasing and quarreling with you as often as may be...

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.

The only reason I'm friends with any of you is because I outgrew the von Trapps, one annoying Austrian at a time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

EH.MA.GAWD.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.”“That’s not true,” he said tightly. “Torie can get me going.”“Torie doesn’t count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.

You never get mad,” she said when their server left the table. “Except at me.”“That’s not true,” he said tightly. “Torie can get me going.”“Torie doesn’t count. You were obviously her mother in a previous life.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.

If you get yourself killed, I'll find your grave and spit on it," she threatened.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings.

I don’t mind if you don’t like my manners. They’re pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?

Fuck! Is one expected to be a gentleman when one is stiff?

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

Age is always advancing and I'm fairly sure it's up to no good.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks

Tink's a Disneyland whore!"-Jenks

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

I wanted to stay this way forever.Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes.

I wanted to stay this way forever.Which, it turns out, was exactly five more minutes.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time.

Alanna: All I know is that I'm to jump when I'm told and I have no free time.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ...my sister." And then he'd dived behind her and cowered.

Anyone who takes on my sister," he had postured once, all puffed-out bravado, "will have to deal with ...my sister." And then he'd dived behind her and cowered.

Nov 24, 2024 - Fabian Biese>

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